Parade of Horribles

Heavy Punk Funk Rhythm Section Massacre

New Website!

Jason's an IT guy so he's been clinging to antiquated ideas like "every band should have an actively maintained website" for over a decade.

Well, since you spend so much damn time on that fancy thumb computer we've revamped our website so it'll look nice and pretty on said arthritic-attention-deficit-inducer.

Check out

Look at it once...
and never bring it up again.